OH! I DON"T THINK SO!

Uh, no. No, no, no.  You are not going to hijack my clever and untainted little blog for blackmail.  Besides, I can't be seen on television at my present weight. 

Hopefully, not one of you will need any money in the foreseeable future.  In case you can't remember all the wonderful things your mother has done for you I'm posting these touching pictures we took of two pairs of nesting Spoonbills today.  The maternal tenderness displayed as these birds fed and groomed their young should serve as a reminder of your loving mother and the tender and unselfish care and concern she has poured out upon your little pointed heads for your whole lives.